drinking out of a sandbucket again
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
This is classic penis vs brain.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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