dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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