Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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