I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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