In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
