no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I wear drunk well.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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