SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The best revenge is premature balding
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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