Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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