Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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