Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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