I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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