I want to stick my p in your. b.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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