question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Alive.
So much puke
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
i believe in u and ur pee
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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