Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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