i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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