i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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