We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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