whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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