just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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