so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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