Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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