like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I had to cum in my sink.
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