the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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