4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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