the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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