Non-Jews are for practice
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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