Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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