What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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