At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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