return my video game
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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