Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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