he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
