why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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