YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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