why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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