Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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