your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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