doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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