dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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