3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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