do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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