If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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