Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You made out with two different species that night
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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