I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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