Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
