Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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