I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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