I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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