why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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