Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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