We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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