just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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