My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You just made me feel so damn special
I wish I only lived at night.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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