I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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