I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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