Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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