Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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