I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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